Now the Great Purging begins. To appease the angry computer spirits we must gather together all that is precious, that which we do not wish to lose. If we are careful, and sincere in our efforts, the digital spirits will all us to keep our valued loved files while purging that which has invaded.
Present the sacred compact disk
Light the white candle
Ding the triangle gong
Begin file back-up
If all goes well, my computer will be exorcised soon.